Type a drink and see what the machine pours and what drinking it does to you: injuries, blood loss, blur, stamina, the blink meter, or death.
How this works: the game lowers and trims what you type, drops a leading "cup of " or "a cup of ", and looks for the first entry in its drink file whose names include your text as a whole name. This page does the same on the same file, so a name that a later entry also lists goes to the first one, as in the game. The effects are what the game applies: injuries, blood loss, blur, vomiting and death timers are whole numbers, so a value like −0.2 does nothing; stamina and blink effects keep their decimals.