Your cat finds a strange egg. It is larger than any normal egg your cat has seen before.
It appears to be quivering slightly, although that might be an illusion.
Safest choice
SmashSTR checkWorst: Gain disorder Depression (Fail STR roll · common tier)
LootDEX checkWorst: Next fight spawns 1 × MegaFetus (Fail DEX roll · rare tier)
IgnoreNo rollNever rolls, nothing bad
Smash
STR check
Pass STR roll · common tier
Your cat cracks the egg open and a delicious liquid flows out. Your cat eagerly laps it up.
Fully heal
Pass STR roll · rare tier
Your cat smashes open the egg with a resounding 'crack!' A pale, invigorating liquid pools on the floor.
Whole party, permanent stats: +1 CON
Fail STR roll · common tier
As your cat cracks the egg open, your cat is horrified as a small creature tumbles out.
It makes a small squawk before keeling over. What has your cat done?!
Exact where the game's data defines the odds (no-roll choices, fixed chances, weighted pools). Stat checks, the common/rare split and luck-weighted picks depend on rolls the data doesn't spell out, so they're labelled instead of guessed.